Dead Men Don't Grab - Long Sleeve Tee Calvinist Apparel™

Dead Men Don't Grab - Long Sleeve Tee

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$36.00
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Dead Men Don't Grab - Long Sleeve Tee Calvinist Apparel™
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“Dead men don’t grab.”

This Reformed Christian long sleeve tee from Calvinist Apparel is inspired by Voddie Baucham’s teaching on total depravity, regeneration, and the sovereign grace of God.

Salvation is God’s work, not ours

Ephesians 2 says that before Christ, we were dead in our sins, and dead men don’t grab. A drowning man might reach for a rope, but a dead man cannot. Rooted in Ephesians 2:4–5, this design proclaims a truth that cuts against much popular preaching: those who are spiritually dead cannot make themselves alive. Salvation is entirely the work of God, who, in His rich mercy, makes sinners alive together with Christ. This tee puts that truth on your chest: bold, unapologetic, and grounded in Scripture.

A doctrine with a teacher

This design draws on the teaching of Voddie Baucham, a well-known voice for the doctrines of grace, alongside the Reformation-era doctrines of total depravity and effectual calling. Together, they describe salvation as entirely God’s work: He alone raises the spiritually dead to life, and sinners do not cooperate in their own regeneration.

Details

  • Unisex long sleeve tee in environmentally friendly 100% cotton
  • Medium fabric
  • Classic fit; runs smaller than usual
  • No side seams
  • Taped shoulders for a better fit around the shoulders and neck

Size guide

Use the size chart to choose the best fit. The listed measurements are in inches.

Size Width Length Sleeve length
S 17.99 27.99 25.00
M 20.00 28.98 25.51
L 22.01 30.00 25.98
XL 23.98 30.98 26.50
2XL 25.98 32.01 27.01

A great gift for

Reformed believers, pastors and seminarians, students of the doctrines of grace, and anyone who wants a clear picture of the gospel.

Alive in Christ.

FAQ

What does “dead men don’t grab” mean?

It’s a picture of total depravity: those who are spiritually dead cannot reach out and save themselves. Salvation has to come from God.

Who is Voddie Baucham?

Voddie Baucham is a pastor and theologian known for his teaching on the doctrines of grace, including total depravity and regeneration.

What does Ephesians 2:4–5 say?

It describes God, who is rich in mercy, making sinners alive together with Christ even while they were dead in their sins.

Is this a Reformed or Calvinist design?

Yes. Total depravity and effectual, sovereign grace are core Reformed doctrines, and this design is made for Reformed Christians who want to wear that truth.

Who makes this shirt?

Calvinist Apparel, a Reformed Christian apparel brand based in Las Vegas, Nevada.

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• We will accept back any item that is within 15 days of purchase and has not been worn and is free of odor, hair, lint, etc. The item must be in new condition.

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