Dead Men Don't Grab - Unisex Hoodie
Black / S
$54.99
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Dead Men Don't Grab - Unisex Hoodie
$54.99
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Stay cozy and stylish with the Dead Men Don't Grab unisex heavy blend hoodie—your go-to for ultimate relaxation on chilly days. Crafted from a thick cotton-polyester blend, it delivers a plush, soft, and warm feel that's perfect for layering or lounging. The roomy kangaroo pocket adds everyday convenience, while the matching drawstring enhances the sleek, classic design.
PRODUCT DESCRIPTION
✅ Hoodie Fit
This classic unisex hoodie delivers that cozy, relaxed feel you’ll reach for day after day. Whether you're heading to church, gathering for fellowship, or enjoying a quiet morning in God’s grace, this piece offers dependable comfort without feeling bulky.
✅ Hoodie Materials
Made with a medium-heavy 8.0 oz blend of 50% cotton and 50% polyester, this hoodie is plush, warm, and built to last. The smooth, tightly spun fibers provide a premium surface for our bold, Christ-centered designs. Finished with a tear-away label for extra comfort.
✅ Hoodie Type
• Classic heavy-blend construction
• Spacious kangaroo pocket for everyday practicality
• Self-colored drawstring hood for a clean, streamlined look
• Tubular knit (no side seams) for added durability and reduced fabric waste
✅ Runs True to Size
Order your regular size for the ideal fit. The unisex cut works comfortably for both men and women.
✅ Made, Packaged & Shipped in the USA
Each hoodie is individually crafted, finished, and shipped from the USA—created with care and intentionality to support your walk as you wear your faith boldly.
“Designs That Testify. Comfort That Proclaims.” — Calvinist Apparel
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REFUND POLICY
REFUND & RETURN POLICY
We offer a 15-day return policy, which means you have 14 days from the date of receipt to initiate a return.
• To be eligible for a return, your item must be in the same condition that you received it, unworn or unused, with tags. You’ll also need the receipt or proof of purchase.
• We will accept back any item that is within 15 days of purchase and has not been worn and is free of odor, hair, lint, etc. The item must be in new condition.
Our goal is for you to love your order and strive for 100% satisfaction guarantee. Please contact us if something isn’t right.
For refund inquiries, please contact us at customercare@calvinistapparel.com
💾 REFUND ELIGIBILITY
✅ Product arrived damaged or defective
✅ Request made within 14 days
✅ Item is unused and in original condition
For questions or help with returns, contact us at: customercare@calvinistapparel.com
*Our refund policy may be updated from time to time—no time machine required.
SHIPPING
SHIPPING
Please allow 2 business days to prepare your order. Shipping in the United States generally takes 5-7 business days from when your shipping label is created, and this timeframe will depend on the shipping option selected.
WASHING INSTRUCTIONS
Care Instructions — Steward Your Gear Well
Give your Calvinist Apparel hoodie the care it deserves so it stays crisp, comfortable, and ready to proclaim truth wherever you go.
🌀 Wash & Dry Inside Out
Protect the design—turn it inside out before washing or drying.
❄️ Cool Cycles + Gentle Detergents
Use warm-to-cool water and mild detergents to preserve the integrity and vibrancy of the print.
🔄 Go Easy on the Spin
Heavy spin cycles can add unnecessary wear. A gentle setting helps your hoodie last longer.
Air Dry When Possible
Air drying keeps the fabric stronger over time. If using a dryer, avoid mixing with heavy items like coats or towels.
🔥 Iron Inside Out on Low Heat
If ironing is needed, keep the heat low and avoid direct contact with the printed design.
"Designs That Testify. Comfort That Proclaims."— Calvinist Apparel
ON-DEMAND PRODUCTION
Each hoodie is made especially for you the moment you place your order. This made-to-order process allows us to reduce overproduction and steward our resources wisely—thank you for supporting thoughtful, Christ-honoring craftsmanship. Please allow 4–8 business days for production.
